Bumper Snickers

• Dyslexics have more fnu
• Clones are people two
• Entropy isn't what it used to be
• Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
• Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
• Eschew obfuscation
• Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
• A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
• Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
• Anything free is worth what you pay for it
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
• COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• Editing is a rewording activity
• Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
• Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
• I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure
• My reality check just bounced.
• Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
• What if there were no hypothetical questions?
• Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
• No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
• Visualize Whirled Peas

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