Oxymorons

• Act naturally
• Found missing
• Resident alien
• Advanced BASIC
• Genuine imitation
• Airline food
• Good grief
• Same difference
• Almost exactly
• Government organization
• Sanitary landfill
• Alone together
• Legally drunk
• Silent scream
• Living dead
• Small crowd
• Business ethics
• Soft rock
• Software documentation
• California culture
• New classic
• Sweet sorrow
• Childproof
• "Now, then ..."
• Synthetic natural gas
• Passive aggression
• Taped live
• Clearly misunderstood
• jumbo shrimp
• military intelligence
• Peace force
• Temporary tax increase
• Plastic glasses
• Terribly pleased
• Computer security
• Political science
• Tight slacks
• Definite maybe
• Pretty ugly
• Twelve-ounce pound cake
• Diet ice cream
• Rap music
• Working vacation
• Exact estimate
• Microsoft Works

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