Dilbert's Salary Law
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
executives.
Now we have mathmatical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
| Work | | Power |
| --------- | = |
| Time | |
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
| Work | | Knowledge |
| --------- | = |
| Money | |
Solving for Money we get:
| Work | | Money |
| --------- | = |
| Knowledge | |
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of
the Work done.
The less you Know, the More you Make.
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