Bumper Stickers

• This is not an abandoned vehicle.
• Welcome to Texas, now go home.
• It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
• If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
• I is a college student.
• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Don't steal - The government hates competition.
• Is there life before coffee?
• Cover me - I'm changing lanes.
• Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
• I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
• There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
• If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
• Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
• The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
• Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
• No radio - Already stolen.
• Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
• So many pedestrians, so little time.
• Honk if you're illiterate.
• If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
• Go ahead and honk - I'm reloading .
• I like cats, they taste just like chicken.
• Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe
• Thank God for the IRS - Without them I'd be stinking rich!
• If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Nonconformists are all alike.
• Hit me, I need money.
• The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere.
• Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
• Car will explode upon impact
• Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
• CAUTION : Driver Singing
• Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
• If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
• I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
• Never Underestimate The Power Of Foolish People In Large Groups.
• Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!
• Hang up and drive!
• Sometimes I wish life had subtitles.
• Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready.

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